You will always remember this....

[Criminal_Fetus]

This thread got way too many hits for everyone to be calling it gay :?

LMAO thats GREAT!!!

[Mortisregina]

Oh no guys you can not be hating on Captain Jack with or without makeup he is one HOT pirate!!!!

[Criminal_Fetus]

Oh no guys you can not be hating on Captain Jack with or without makeup he is one HOT pirate!!!!

How are you VIP with only 5 posts?? Anyways he's the man cuz im not makin the money he is

[TheOne5]

I like pirates, but the eyeliner makes Jack Sparrow look metrosexual.

[jovocop]

Metrosexual :rotfl:

This politically correct world just cracks me up :rotfl:

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.